When there's a slow song at a school dance →
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Mom: Honey, I'm going sjkdksdha ahdjkqhd ydksdjkad... →
funniest10k: Me: Ok, mom 5 minutes later… Me: ……….. Where’s my mom? Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
When people go 'So I called my mom a bitch.'
I’m like, Because I know if I did that my mom would be all: And then go like this: